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This Halloween we take the time to bring bone-chilling tales of our unfortunate reality, for these are not stories that we can easily escape. In my heart, I wish that I could say that such evils were left to fable, for it would give me enough comfort to sleep, but alas, it is not so. It is terror that hides deep within the Abyss of financial austerity, and it feeds on the darkness of our lost hopes and aspirations.
 
Beware, my children, for this creature of Satanic origins is the hungry Beast of Capitalism, and his time of resurrection has come! It rises up from its gold sarcophagus to satiate its hunger with the souls of the 99%, the jeers of disenfranchised voters, all paid for in collective punishment from the poor. 
 
It is an ancient evil known by many names under the primeval Order of the Free Market. Beware of the Beast, children, and arm yourselves with the Holy Words of Wisdom: CAPITALISM IS A DEATH CULT. Resist it's grip! Seize the means of production and wear the Ornaments of Understanding - our NEW COLLECTION of kickass political t-shirts. This Halloween, being forewarned is being forearmed, and as always, whatever you do, don't fall asleep through another election. Until next time, children…
 
 
 
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