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The loudest, most terrible sound ever

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Declutter your shower

Do you know what the loudest, most terrible sound ever is?

It’s the sound of a heavy plastic body wash bottle crashing against the hard floor of your shower at 6 in the morning after knocking it off the ledge in a still-half-asleep stupor. Yeah, you know the sound.

Look, a cluttered shower is a danger zone, which is why we formulated the Utility Bar.

But we’ll let Alexander tell ya about it:

A new staple–will be buying again.

“I hate clutter and try to have as few products as possible, so this all-purpose bar is great for anyone who tries to live minimally. My beard is coarse, curly, and prone to bad itchiness and dryness, so I had to get something to both clean and soften it. This bar does that — and works great as a general body bar, too. I’m not sure I can call it a bar of soap; I can’t be certain of the ingredients but it does not dry out the skin as normal soap bars do, which makes me think it’s mostly oils and natural products, which my dry skin (and beard) need. Thanks, boys!”

Beardbrand Utility Bars are indeed made with oils and natural ingredients. We start with skin and hair softening coconut and mango butter and add cleansing and nourishing oils like almond and apricot.

The result is a well-rounded soap puck that actually does it all without leaving your skin and hair feeling dry. And at 5 ounces in weight, these bad boys are built to last.

Ready to declutter your shower? Grab a 3-pack of Beardbrand Utility Bars—because this sud’s for you.

PS: We love being 100% transparent about our ingredients. If you're ever uncertain, you can find the ingredients list for a product on the product page.

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