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[SALE] This ends tomorrow

Email sent: Jun 11, 2021 4:55am
Save me from the dreaded 'open letter' from my staff
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Just a quick one today...

We've got a handful of tubs still available for our special "Don't Bury Ellie" offer

But this will end tomorrow.

However, we'll probably sell out of the available Triple Pack boxes before tomorrow night. 

Which means my staff will not need to write an open letter to me complaining of horrid work conditions.

So not only are you saving Ellie from being buried... you're saving me from a public twitter spat between business owner and staff.

Ho hum...

Here's the link to the special offer page:

https://leangreens.com/pages/overstock-sale

If you've missed the reason behind this quick SALE... I've copied the original email below

Speak soon

Tim "Open Letter" Goodwin

Get Lean Greens On Sale Now

HR says not a good idea to bury a staff member

This past 6 months have been a mess.

What with Brexit, COVID, boats getting stuck in canals, the supply chain has been a bit messed up.

We unfortunately had an out of stock situation in January/February...

But now we have the exact opposite problem... in about 2 weeks time we'll have WAY too much stock.

So much in fact, I don't think it'll fit in Lean Greens HQ... I even think we'll have so much stock it'll bury Ellie alive and we'll not see her til September.

We need your help to liberate Ellie from box hell.

Whilst I'm not a fan of doing sales, this is a needs must situation to make space for incoming stock.

I've done the maths of how much it would cost for an extra unit in our office space, and the numbers simply don't make sense.

I'd much rather give you a crazy deal on Lean Greens

Introducing the:

****** "Don't Bury Ellie In The Office Sale" *******

So here's the simple offer.

Our Triple Pack of Lean Greens is already super popular at £129, but for first 150 people we're knocking another £29 off this already discounted bundle.

So three tubs for JUST £100. (Just £33.33 per tub!!!)

Yep, it's bonkers, but I'd rather not rent more storage space.

And we'd rather not bury Ellie!

Go to this special page, to add this special bundle to your basket. 


Don't hang about tho' the last time we did a sale of this magnitude we sold out in 4 days!

Tim Goodwin

P.S. no other discounts can be combined with this. Limited supply. We reserve the right to end this promotion at any time.

Tim & Sam Goodwin
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