"Never go out on your first Valentine's Day," Martha once advised SNL Weekend Update's Seth Meyers. "Make it special at home." We've got all the makings of a knockout night in, from wine and roses to steak and oysters. Your move, Casanova.
Oh, Cupid -- always sticking sharp objects where they don't belong. But if reckless stick-play has led us to cupcake pops and corn dogs, it can't be all bad, right? Snack food takes on a celebratory edge when served on a stick, and Valentine's Day is the perfect excuse to take aim.
Never one to suppress an opinion (or aesthetic), Kevin Sharkey declares polarizing February 14th his favorite day of the year. "I don't know why people stress out so much!" he says. "Valentine's Day should be festive and fabulous, but so sweet. It's over before you know it."