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October 27, 2022 12:01pm

Is this your brand on Milled? Claim it.

Okay I wanted to have these cut out letters so this could be a ransom letter but you have no idea how long that took me, so, I’m just going to type the rest.

THESE PIT VIPERS ARE ABOUT TO DIE.

In layman's terms they're being discontinued.

31% OFF ALL VICTIMS

are they victims if they're not dead yet?

i guess you’d call someone tied to a chair in your basement a victim

KILL LIST

The Money Counter Originals

Your last chance to look like you have more than change in your wallet.

BUY BEFORE THEY GET AXED

All Intimidators

Just like my childhood goldfish these are going to the big farm in the sky.

BUY BEFORE THEY MEET THEIR MAKER

The Purple Reign Original

These have to die because I love them too much. The only way to preserve them is to carefully rip them apart, embalm them, and keep them in the freezer so they stay mine forever.

BUY BEFORE I KISS THEM GOODNIGHT

All Ellipticals

These can't go on looking as good as they do.

BUY BEFORE THEY'RE FED TO RAVENOUS SHARK

And more...

There's some apparel too I just didn't feel like putting it here. In the e-mail writing business you have to pick and choose.

ONLY YOU CAN SAVE THESE PIT VIPERS

THE CHOICE IS YOURS

You think an Unsubscribe is scary? What's really scary is I slept 15 hours today and I think I have mononucleosis again. I haven't even kissed any boys lately.
Pit Viper 159 W Haven Ave Salt Lake City, UT 84115

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· January 20, 2023 6:46pm

CHANGE. YOUR. LIFE.

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· January 18, 2023 1:02pm

broke, lonely, or something else bad?

open now!
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· January 11, 2023 7:21pm

WARNING: LOW STOCK

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· January 6, 2023 4:25pm

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· December 31, 2022 4:13pm

THE MPV AWARDS

the best of the best
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· December 20, 2022 3:48pm

i drank too much eggnog

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· December 12, 2022 12:04am

this is an emergency

open now to avoid immanent danger
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· December 7, 2022 3:51pm

im in the club

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· November 30, 2022 7:08pm

its the most wonderful time of the year

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· November 28, 2022 6:06pm

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· November 27, 2022 6:42pm

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· November 26, 2022 6:52pm

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· November 25, 2022 1:57pm

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· November 23, 2022 4:05pm

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· November 21, 2022 5:02pm

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· November 18, 2022 1:02pm

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· November 2, 2022 3:14pm

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· October 31, 2022 8:17pm

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· October 12, 2022 12:01pm

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· October 5, 2022 12:04pm

What if we kissed in the dugout?

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· September 28, 2022 12:03pm

pot pie season is here

what are you wearing? I'll tell you.
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· September 23, 2022 1:13pm

E-mail from Uranus

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· September 14, 2022 4:38pm

Mechanical Pit Vipers!!!!!!

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· September 2, 2022 12:14pm

moon alert!
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· August 24, 2022 5:03pm

Class is in session

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· August 17, 2022 3:19pm

I'm reaching climax

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· August 9, 2022 4:25pm

I got a parasite in Miami

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· August 3, 2022 5:42pm

IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT
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· August 3, 2022 5:36pm

IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT
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· July 8, 2022 12:01pm

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· June 24, 2022 5:07pm

re: you still owe me $20
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· June 18, 2022 4:52pm

Firework go boom
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· June 13, 2022 4:06pm

Please open

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· June 10, 2022 4:08pm

WHO'S HAVING AN AFFAIR?

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· June 8, 2022 9:07pm

Confirmed: Your tee time is set for 4:20

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· June 1, 2022 9:47pm

Pit Viper Gives a F*ck

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· May 24, 2022 10:33pm

We made Pit Vipers for your biggest mistake

(or accomplishment)
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· May 17, 2022 7:31pm

Leaked photos, Im covered in shirt

Did you just shirt your shorts
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· May 10, 2022 6:11pm

Nice one! Youre the Local Legend

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· April 20, 2022 6:34pm

How dank this email
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· April 12, 2022 9:09pm

Our first ever toilet paper collab

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· April 5, 2022 5:19pm

[TEST] Nice buttsweat

It’s time to shape up.
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· April 1, 2022 4:11pm

EXCITERS RESTOCKED

About time right?
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· March 22, 2022 7:23pm

What the F*CK is a "brapstrap"

DO NOT OPEN IF YOU HATE THE B WORD
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· March 17, 2022 4:22pm

Were so drunk were having a SALE

I'm gonna pinch you so hard you cry
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· March 15, 2022 6:38pm

THEYRE GONNA FIRE ME

MY JOB IS LITERALLY ON THE LINE
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· March 3, 2022 5:19pm

WARNING: CURVES AHEAD

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· February 25, 2022 9:07pm

We got a cease and desist...

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· February 14, 2022 3:01am

PIT VIPER PRESENTS: SUPER BOWL

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· February 10, 2022 5:16pm

7 BRAND NEW COLORS

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· February 1, 2022 7:31pm

PHOTOCHROMIC PIT VIPERS

What does that even MEAN?
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· January 27, 2022 5:03pm

Sorry I haven't been around much....

I need to tell you something
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· December 8, 2021 5:15pm

NEW CLOTHING FROM PIT VIPER

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· December 1, 2021 6:17pm

LIMITED EDITION COLLAB PAIR:

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· November 29, 2021 5:19pm

GIVING AWAY $25,000 IN PIT VIPERS

+ 35% off for Cyber Monday.
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· November 27, 2021 4:15pm

WIN A TRIP FOR TWO TO SANDALS JAMAICA

Wow this almost sounds like a scam, huh?
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· November 26, 2021 5:16pm

WE'RE GIVING AWAY A BRAND NEW CAR

Why buy one on Black Friday when you could just WIN ONE
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· November 25, 2021 3:16pm

Hey, do you know TRAVIS PASTRANA?

Wanna hang out with him?
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· November 23, 2021 3:16pm

What's better than 2 FREE ELECTRIC BIKES?

I dunno....maybe.... 3 FREE ELECTRIC BIKES?
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· November 22, 2021 3:09pm

A PLOT OF LAND and a CAR.

A gift from us to you.
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· November 20, 2021 3:12pm

EVERYTHING WE MAKE x 2

being given away RIGHT NOW
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· November 19, 2021 3:16pm

If you had your own billboard, what would you put on it?

BETTER START BRAINSTORMING
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· November 18, 2021 4:33pm

FREE JETSKI? FREE MOTOR SCOOTER?

The 12 Days of Turbo Giveaway is back.
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· November 15, 2021 2:17am

EVERYTHING 50% OFF

Tomorrow. ONE MINUTE ONLY. Set your damn alarms.
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· November 11, 2021 11:31pm

We shot these with a gun so you dont have to

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· November 9, 2021 8:16pm

NEW PIT VIPERS + GOGGLES + WINTER GEAR

= SAY GOOD BYE TO THIS WEEK'S PAYCHECK
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· October 26, 2021 1:05pm

help us prank our employees

and enjoy a 50% off sale while you're at it
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· October 14, 2021 4:15pm

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Upsetting For Your Whole Family!
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· September 28, 2021 4:17pm

Remember this email?

It was a sh*t show last time, but we're RESTOCKing for real this time.
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· August 31, 2021 7:04pm

Did you just say what I thought you said?

I couldn't have heard that right....
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· August 17, 2021 4:02pm

Pit Viper x Twisted Tea

wait diD I READ THAT RIGHT?! HOLY F*CKING SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
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· August 11, 2021 7:31pm

Pit Viper 2000's Restock + BRAND NEW PAIR

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· July 12, 2021 4:16pm

ALERT: NEW EXCLUSIVE LXIX RELEASE

Suntan oil and gold chains not included.
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· July 6, 2021 7:16pm

Now Screening: RPM

A new biweekly visual offering from Pit Viper's most dangerous minds.
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· June 21, 2021 7:16pm

TODAY ONLY: $17 off orders of $76+

Order your gear in time for the 4th. Or don't, and look like the biggest loser at the BBQ.
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· June 14, 2021 4:17pm

RE: Rob Gronkowski's Signature Model

I red, white, and blue'd myself.
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· June 9, 2021 6:03pm

AN INTIMATE LOOK AT 69'ING

And also maybe a safe sex campaign?
Pit Viper

· May 27, 2021 9:46pm

BREAKING NEWS: SPECIAL LXIX RELEASE

What the hell is that? Just open the email and find out, dingus.
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· May 24, 2021 7:31pm

Inside Me Is A Brand New Model of Pit Vipers

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· May 17, 2021 4:02pm

40+ Styles Just RESTOCKED

"Did you miss me honey?" - The Miami Nights
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· May 4, 2021 7:15pm

*NEW* Photo Contest + Moto Jerseys

$5000 is up for grabs. If you ain't first, you're last.
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· April 28, 2021 6:16pm

FINALLY: PIt Vipers For Kids

The smallest pair of Pit Vipers ever is here, meet the Pit Viper XS. Available today in 3 colors.
Pit Viper

· April 8, 2021 4:16pm

RESTOCK RESTOCK RESTOCK

Did I mention we're having a sale?
Pit Viper

· April 1, 2021 4:16pm

We Really F*cked Up

Please help fix this before our boss finds out
Pit Viper

· March 29, 2021 4:32pm

Important Information About Your Stimulus Check

From Pit Viper. Not the government. Cool your jets, bud.
Pit Viper

· March 17, 2021 6:31pm

HEY, WANNA GO TO THE BAR?

A very special St. Paddy's Day recipe from Pit Viper
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· March 11, 2021 7:07pm

Our Mom Let Us Get A Phone

Give us your # so we can hang out after school!
Pit Viper

· March 2, 2021 5:05pm

Desperately Seeking Susan

You: half drunk smile, Pit Vipers, jorts. Me: the one staring at you from behind the trash can next to Arby's. Sorry. I got nervous.
Pit Viper

· February 21, 2021 9:00am

New Pit Viper Training Seminars!

Two for the price of none! With 3 easy installments of $0.00.
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· February 17, 2021 5:15pm

A New Pit Viper Color Just For You

No, babe. I haven't told anyone else. It's just our little secret...
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· February 8, 2021 7:03pm

SHITTY HATS . COM

Brand new hats to choose from, each one shittier than the next. Which ones will you choose?
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· January 26, 2021 9:01pm

LOOK GOOD, FEEL GOOD, APRÉS BETTER THAN YOUR FRIENDS

Ultra limited edition aprés kits from Pit Viper just arrived, take a wild guess what they look like.