How's it going? "Wow so much better now that I have my Pit Vipers," is probably what you just said out loud to this email. Cool. Now that we're both freaks let's get to it.
Hopefully you've figured out how your Pit Vipers work by now. You've set the Turbo Adjustments to "Full," fiddled with the E-spot (it's hard to find we know), and went to town on that nose piece.
In the rare case you haven't and have left them on top of your fridge for the past two weeks, desperate for some guidance in this new fangled world because you couldn't figure out how to bend a piece of rubber, well have we got something for you:
Click the video above and join Chuck for the second installment of the Pit Viper Training Seminars; the Nose Bender. Or click below to get to the good stuff; the E-Spot.
Now that you're armed with the knowledge you need to take on the world, you know what's next. Demand Respect & Authority.
Pit Viper
What? Did we say something wrong? It was Chuck wasn't it?
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