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· January 20, 2023 6:46pm

CHANGE. YOUR. LIFE.

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· January 18, 2023 1:02pm

broke, lonely, or something else bad?

open now!
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· January 11, 2023 7:21pm

WARNING: LOW STOCK

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· January 6, 2023 4:25pm

new year new you
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· December 31, 2022 4:13pm

THE MPV AWARDS

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· December 20, 2022 3:48pm

i drank too much eggnog

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· December 12, 2022 12:04am

this is an emergency

open now to avoid immanent danger
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· December 7, 2022 3:51pm

im in the club

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· November 30, 2022 7:08pm

its the most wonderful time of the year

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· November 28, 2022 6:06pm

ALERT: 50% OFF EVERYTHING

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· November 27, 2022 6:42pm

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· November 26, 2022 6:52pm

TODAY ONLY: AGAIN

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· November 25, 2022 1:57pm

sunny, 69°, and a chance of 50% off

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· November 23, 2022 4:05pm

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· November 21, 2022 5:02pm

Reminder: TELETHON STARTS NOW

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· November 18, 2022 1:02pm

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· November 2, 2022 3:14pm

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· October 31, 2022 8:17pm

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· October 27, 2022 12:01pm

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· October 12, 2022 12:01pm

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· October 5, 2022 12:04pm

What if we kissed in the dugout?

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· September 28, 2022 12:03pm

pot pie season is here

what are you wearing? I'll tell you.
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· September 23, 2022 1:13pm

E-mail from Uranus

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· September 14, 2022 4:38pm

Mechanical Pit Vipers!!!!!!

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· September 2, 2022 12:14pm

moon alert!
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· August 24, 2022 5:03pm

Class is in session

you're late School is in session. It's nice of you to show up. Welcome to Sport Denim 101
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· August 17, 2022 3:19pm

I'm reaching climax

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· August 9, 2022 4:25pm

I got a parasite in Miami

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· August 3, 2022 5:42pm

IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT
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· August 3, 2022 5:36pm

IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT
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· July 8, 2022 12:01pm

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· June 24, 2022 5:07pm

re: you still owe me $20
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· June 18, 2022 4:52pm

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· June 13, 2022 4:06pm

Please open

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· June 10, 2022 4:08pm

WHO'S HAVING AN AFFAIR?

You'll never guess.
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· June 8, 2022 9:07pm

Confirmed: Your tee time is set for 4:20

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· June 1, 2022 9:47pm

Pit Viper Gives a F*ck

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· May 24, 2022 10:33pm

We made Pit Vipers for your biggest mistake

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· May 17, 2022 7:31pm

Leaked photos, Im covered in shirt

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· May 10, 2022 6:11pm

Nice one! Youre the Local Legend

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· April 20, 2022 6:34pm

How dank this email
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· April 12, 2022 9:09pm

Our first ever toilet paper collab

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· April 5, 2022 5:19pm

[TEST] Nice buttsweat

It’s time to shape up.
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· April 1, 2022 4:11pm

EXCITERS RESTOCKED

About time right?
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· March 22, 2022 7:23pm

What the F*CK is a "brapstrap"

DO NOT OPEN IF YOU HATE THE B WORD
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· March 17, 2022 4:22pm

Were so drunk were having a SALE

I'm gonna pinch you so hard you cry
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· March 15, 2022 6:38pm

THEYRE GONNA FIRE ME

MY JOB IS LITERALLY ON THE LINE
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· March 3, 2022 5:19pm

WARNING: CURVES AHEAD

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· February 25, 2022 9:07pm

We got a cease and desist...

The next chapter of LXIX: Pit Viper Racing
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· February 14, 2022 3:01am

PIT VIPER PRESENTS: SUPER BOWL

Bowl. Super Bowl.
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· February 10, 2022 5:16pm

7 BRAND NEW COLORS

in 2000s, XS, Single Wide, and Double Wide!
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· February 1, 2022 7:31pm

PHOTOCHROMIC PIT VIPERS

What does that even MEAN?
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· January 27, 2022 5:03pm

Sorry I haven't been around much....

I need to tell you something
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· December 8, 2021 5:15pm

NEW CLOTHING FROM PIT VIPER

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· December 1, 2021 6:17pm

LIMITED EDITION COLLAB PAIR:

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· November 29, 2021 5:19pm

GIVING AWAY $25,000 IN PIT VIPERS

+ 35% off for Cyber Monday.
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· November 27, 2021 4:15pm

WIN A TRIP FOR TWO TO SANDALS JAMAICA

Wow this almost sounds like a scam, huh?
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· November 26, 2021 5:16pm

WE'RE GIVING AWAY A BRAND NEW CAR

Why buy one on Black Friday when you could just WIN ONE
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· November 25, 2021 3:16pm

Hey, do you know TRAVIS PASTRANA?

Wanna hang out with him?
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· November 23, 2021 3:16pm

What's better than 2 FREE ELECTRIC BIKES?

I dunno....maybe.... 3 FREE ELECTRIC BIKES?
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· November 22, 2021 3:09pm

A PLOT OF LAND and a CAR.

A gift from us to you.
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· November 20, 2021 3:12pm

EVERYTHING WE MAKE x 2

being given away RIGHT NOW
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· November 19, 2021 3:16pm

If you had your own billboard, what would you put on it?

BETTER START BRAINSTORMING
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· November 18, 2021 4:33pm

FREE JETSKI? FREE MOTOR SCOOTER?

The 12 Days of Turbo Giveaway is back.
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· November 15, 2021 2:17am

EVERYTHING 50% OFF

Tomorrow. ONE MINUTE ONLY. Set your damn alarms.
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· November 11, 2021 11:31pm

We shot these with a gun so you dont have to

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· November 9, 2021 8:16pm

NEW PIT VIPERS + GOGGLES + WINTER GEAR

= SAY GOOD BYE TO THIS WEEK'S PAYCHECK
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· October 26, 2021 1:05pm

help us prank our employees

and enjoy a 50% off sale while you're at it
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· October 14, 2021 4:15pm

SHITTY HATS . COM

Upsetting For Your Whole Family!
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· September 28, 2021 4:17pm

Remember this email?

It was a sh*t show last time, but we're RESTOCKing for real this time.
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· August 31, 2021 7:04pm

Did you just say what I thought you said?

I couldn't have heard that right....
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· August 17, 2021 4:02pm

Pit Viper x Twisted Tea

wait diD I READ THAT RIGHT?! HOLY F*CKING SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
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· August 11, 2021 7:31pm

Pit Viper 2000's Restock + BRAND NEW PAIR

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· July 12, 2021 4:16pm

ALERT: NEW EXCLUSIVE LXIX RELEASE

Suntan oil and gold chains not included.
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· July 6, 2021 7:16pm

Now Screening: RPM

A new biweekly visual offering from Pit Viper's most dangerous minds.
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· June 21, 2021 7:16pm

TODAY ONLY: $17 off orders of $76+

Order your gear in time for the 4th. Or don't, and look like the biggest loser at the BBQ.
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· June 14, 2021 4:17pm

RE: Rob Gronkowski's Signature Model

I red, white, and blue'd myself.
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· June 9, 2021 6:03pm

AN INTIMATE LOOK AT 69'ING

And also maybe a safe sex campaign?
Pit Viper

· May 27, 2021 9:46pm

BREAKING NEWS: SPECIAL LXIX RELEASE

What the hell is that? Just open the email and find out, dingus.
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· May 24, 2021 7:31pm

Inside Me Is A Brand New Model of Pit Vipers

Introducing the Intimidators
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· May 17, 2021 4:02pm

40+ Styles Just RESTOCKED

"Did you miss me honey?" - The Miami Nights
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· May 4, 2021 7:15pm

*NEW* Photo Contest + Moto Jerseys

$5000 is up for grabs. If you ain't first, you're last.
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· April 28, 2021 6:16pm

FINALLY: PIt Vipers For Kids

The smallest pair of Pit Vipers ever is here, meet the Pit Viper XS. Available today in 3 colors.
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· April 8, 2021 4:16pm

RESTOCK RESTOCK RESTOCK

Did I mention we're having a sale?
Pit Viper

· April 1, 2021 4:16pm

We Really F*cked Up

Please help fix this before our boss finds out
Pit Viper

· March 29, 2021 4:32pm

Important Information About Your Stimulus Check

From Pit Viper. Not the government. Cool your jets, bud.
Pit Viper

· March 17, 2021 6:31pm

HEY, WANNA GO TO THE BAR?

A very special St. Paddy's Day recipe from Pit Viper
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· March 2, 2021 5:05pm

Desperately Seeking Susan

You: half drunk smile, Pit Vipers, jorts. Me: the one staring at you from behind the trash can next to Arby's. Sorry. I got nervous.
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· February 21, 2021 9:00am

New Pit Viper Training Seminars!

Two for the price of none! With 3 easy installments of $0.00.
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· February 17, 2021 5:15pm

A New Pit Viper Color Just For You

No, babe. I haven't told anyone else. It's just our little secret...
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· February 8, 2021 7:03pm

SHITTY HATS . COM

Brand new hats to choose from, each one shittier than the next. Which ones will you choose?
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· January 26, 2021 9:01pm

LOOK GOOD, FEEL GOOD, APRÉS BETTER THAN YOUR FRIENDS

Ultra limited edition aprés kits from Pit Viper just arrived, take a wild guess what they look like.