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BREAKING NEWS

Thanks to completely unexplainable alien technology, we've cracked the Dbotsky Paradox. 

 

Due to the limits of human anatomy, one can not successfully wear two pairs of Pit Vipers at once.
 

When lighting conditions change, one must make a conscious decision to change Pit Vipers. Unless...

YOU'RE ROCKING ONE OF TWO NEW PHOTOCHROMIC PIT VIPERS
Photochromic Pairs
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THE COSMOS PHOTOCHROMIC 2000

Cosmos Photochromic 2000s

These things were undoubtedly birthed by a witch. If my great great grandma was still alive she'd scream "BLASPHEMY" and tell me not to touch them with a 10 foot pole. 

BUT SHE'S NOT
SO I'M BUYING THEM

THE HOT TROPIC PHOTOCHROMIC 2000

Cosmos Photochromic 2000s

These are just like those transition lenses you had in 4th grade, except now you've gone to therapy and know that no one can hurt you without your permission.

UNLESS WE'RE TALKING PHYSICAL HURT
THEY CAN DEFINITELY STILL DO THAT
THE BEST OF BOTH WORLDS AWAITS
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