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Hey buddy.

It's good to hear from you. After I lost my Exciters in the go-kart accident things got pretty bad. Nothing seemed all that exciting anymore. I searched far and wide to figure out what was going on.

I felt hopeless. Until I got the news...

THE EXCITERS ARE BACK
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FIVE NEW COLORS
FIVE CLASSIC COLORS RESTOCKED

As soon as they mounted my face I got my life back. Everything was exciting again - tying my shoes, shredding paper, licking my elbow. I'm so excited I made a list of exciting sh*t you can do in The Exciters:

visit aquarium

build fort

sunbathe topless

get lost in hot balloon

crawl

run

count exits on the freeway

collect sand

bake pie

send pie to 1465 S 700 W, Salt Lake City, UT 84104

F*CK THAT'S EXCITING
THATS WHY WE CALL THEM EXCITERS
GET EM BEFORE THEY'RE GONE
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