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COME ONE, COME ALL TO

THE FIRST ANNUAL PIT VIPER INTERNET FAIR.

Monday 6/13 - Friday 6/17

you don't even have to get off the shitter

FIND OUT WHAT THE F*CK THE INTERNET FAIR IS
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5 DAYS, 25 WINNERS, 2 WAYS TO WIN.

1. WIN SWEEPSTAKE

Each day one lucky winner will receive $1,000 in Pit Viper Bucks

HOLY COW

2. WIN CONTEST

5 daily challenges. Top performers from each contest will win $1,000 in Pit Viper Bucks

HOLD ON TO YOUR CHICKENS

THE CHALLENGES

DAY 1

PET SOUNDS

Squeal like a pig and bark like a bird for the animal call contest.

Categories 

Sky. Land. Sea. Spouse.

GOBBLE

DAY 2  

CORNDOG COWBOY

Are you the Champion of the Corndog?

Categories

Cowboy. Cowgirl. Mutton Buster.

STUFF MOUTH

DAY 3 

COLOSSAL CRITTER CONTEST

Find a whopping hefty animal and throw some Pit Vipers on that ground shaker.

Categories

Cat. Dog. Livestock. Exotic.

mm girthy

DAY 4  

SWEET & SAVORY SUPER SCULPTOR SPECIAL

Play with your food.

Categories 

Butter. Frozen. Fruit & Vegetable. Cake.

EGGPLANT EMOJI

DAY 5 

THE OFFICIAL INTERNET TALENT SHOW

Prove you're the most talented person on the internet.

Categories

Music. Athleticism. Circus. Math & Chemistry. Wisdom.

I CAN LICK MY ELBOW

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