Shinesty
Shinesty

bush prints comes for your bush.

Email sent: Mar 26, 2021 10:08am
new Ball Hammocks and women's underwear is here and way more animalistic than you could have though.
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It’s time to let you in on how the sausage is made. We stuff some trading cards in every one of your Ball Hammock packages.
The Leopard's Purr and all of the other Ball Hammocks that have a card.
Say No More - I Want Those Cards
People treat them like collectables, crutches for little j-birds, and some use them as ice-breakers at local bars.  But as a way to release our new Jungle underwear prints, we wanted to give a peep into what’s to come.  We’ll Start With Joe Exotic’s Favorite Card...
Get That One & Many More Like It Here
You can take them at face value. We need your help ladies. We don't currently have underwear cards for women's styles, but we want to know some ideas you'd like featured in the future.
I Want A Beast For My Beast
Give Me A Kitty For My Kitty
We even include a "how to" guide on approaching your local nude beach. Grab a glass, add ice, add 2 shots vodka, 1 shot peach schnapps, 1 shot orange juice, drop trou, show off these tropical boxers as a garnish.
Don’t Wear Those Ball Hammocks To A Nude Beach
Or Those Cheekies Either
All these come with cards too.
I’m Ready To Stack Cards Like My Flapjacks

Stay Weird & Stack That Paper

Stay Weird & Shine On
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We're at 1990 57th Ct. N, Boulder, CO 80301
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