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Email sent: May 5, 2021 5:01am
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This email was designed for the brave who decided to raise a little hellion of their own. For those who don't have one yet (or don't want one, ever), we’ve just released new Ball Hammock prints so you can skip out on this email where we talk about kids.
*this email was designed for the brave who decided to procreate, but we’ve just released new Ball Hammock prints here in case you don’t want to hear us talk to the parents of the email*
Congrats on making a kid. Now what do you do with it?  Listen, I don’t have any kin of my own, so I’m not gonna sit here and blow smoke up your backside about how the boy in your life needs his very own boys Ball Hammocks.  Instead, I’ll just let the moms of our most recent Facebook ad do the talking...
Some think they're best to hold their “marshmallows”... I just showed these to my 7 year old son. He is freaking out and wants them so bad. A lot of moms can relate to this one from what I've read... If these undies can demagnetize my sons hand from their crotch, I'm in. Yeahh, maybe you should wait a year or so... My 6 year old sharted in his jockeys twice this week. I don't believe purchasing these would be cost effective.
Get Your Boy A Pair Today
We've Even Got Matching Father/Son Pairs Too
Get Your Boy A Pair Today
They're Here When He's Ready
We don't know how to answer this one... Moral of the story: we’ve got new boys Ball Hammocks and matching Father/son combo packs as well. How the little guy in your life wants to use them is totally up to him.
See All The Boys Ball Hammocks Here
See All The Boys Ball Hammocks Here

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