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Father's Day is Sunday, June 20th
Dads are built from the same fatherly materials & can be distinguished by their stereotypical dad-isms.  The Cool Dad Started Pack.   Let’s build your dad to reveal his ideal Father’s Day gift. Spoiler alert: It’s Ball Hammocks featuring dad-themed patterns, ultra soft fabric and a supportive pouch.
Just take me to your finest Ball Hammocks
The Sporty dad, "ump are you blind?!" Pairs well with: The Caught Looking. The DIY Dad: "You know the drill." Pairs well with: The Hammer Time. The Grill Master Dad. "Hi hungry, I'm Dad" Pairs well with: The coney islands. The Lawn God Father. "What have you done today" Pairs well with: The Lawn God. The Classic Dad. "Pull my finger" Pairs well with: The avocado toast.
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Stay Weird & Dad Deserves Somethin' Nice This Year

Stay Weird & dad deserves somethin' nice this year
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