Shinesty
Shinesty

Introducing your new summer ensemble

Email sent: May 21, 2021 7:33pm
Wear one of these wet, tight swimsuits
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The lingering smell of chlorine, the sizzle of a hot dog on the grill, the touch of one of these swimsuits on your skin...
Majestic aquatic denim for your hot bod
...these are the summer aphrodisiacs we’ve been waiting for. Slip into a new pheromone-filled swimsuit  Do not be alarmed by the side effects of this swimwear. Past lovers will stare in agony, strangers will be filled with jealousy, and cold drinks will be placed in your hand before thirst meets your lips.
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