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it took us a year to get these...

Email sent: Feb 12, 2021 11:20am
so you better act now
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These words are all you need to know today. Pit Vipers are restocked. I don't think you know how hard it was to get these puppies in our hands. They've had a shortage ever since Harambe died. Yeah, that was a long time ago. And yeah, they're related to one another.

These things are practically Bitcoin to the sunglass world. They're tough to find and restocks don't come that often. We have no guarantee on when we'll get these suckers restocked again, so quit playing sit thumb and hop to it.

Get 'Em While The Gettin's Good
Cuz The Good Gettin' Won't Be Gettin' Much Longer
In case you needed a reminder of how jam-packed these are with benefits. Polarized - go ahead, fight the sun Z87+ Rating - Take a bottle rocket to the face Sniffer Gripper - Keep ‘em on that snot locker of yours
They Want To Sit On Your Face
Let Them

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In case you needed a reminder of how jam-packed these are with benefits. Polarized - go ahead, fight the sun Z87+ Rating - Take a bottle rocket to the face Sniffer Gripper - Keep ‘em on that snot locker of yours

We'll make it happen, captain. See our past work and abilities below.

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