Shinesty
Shinesty

it's time we release it...

Email sent: Feb 24, 2021 10:50am
communication as you once knew it from us will never be the same.
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We’re unrolling something big.  We want to show you the stuff that’s NSFE (not suitable for email).  We’ve penetrated your inboxes, now we’re coming for that PalmPilot of yours. The texts you’ll get from us will be a lot like sex when you were younger - short, infrequent, and the only thing you could think about for weeks on end.  We’re also giving you $10 off your first order over $30 which’s meant to be totally-not-a-bribe for your number.  Psst, Can Wet Get Yo’ Numba Here? And Get $10 As A Thank You you’ll see a pop-up to input your # on our homepage
You can leave whenever you want. Just reply STOP at any time. It’s your only SAFE WORD from the moment you join.  What we’ll send you: - Prints that Facebook keeps rejecting in our ads - Treasure maps leading to exclusive offers on our site - Texts after we’ve had a few...  - Terribly ingenious pick-up lines  Give Us Those Digits Here We’ll Even Let Android Users Apply Plz, don’t sign up with your work phone.  What we won’t send: Feet pics (without consent) Messages about your car’s extended warranty Anything political ANYTHING IN CAPS LOCK “We need to talk”

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