Shinesty
Shinesty

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Email sent: Apr 30, 2021 8:08pm
get it while it's HOT
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Shinesty Welcome to Cafe Shinesty where nothing is edible and everything’s wearable. Browse the menu & place your order.   Avocado Toast $15.99 Luxurious layers of ultra-soft MicroModal pair perfectly with the classic feldspar hues making you feel as though you’re galavanting through a field of daisies.   Order your avocado toast now
The Coney Islands $15.99 The built-in pouch is the cozy bun for your kielbasa keeping it safe, secure and secluded from your thighs.   I want a hot dog real bad
The Pizza Planet $15.99 Moisture wicking fabric keeps the meat-sweats at bay so your bae stays excited about that pepperoni in your pants.  Get a slice here

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