Shinesty
Shinesty

stonks, baby.

Email sent: Apr 27, 2021 8:07pm
Only 300 available and then they're gone, never to return again.
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The best thing about stonks is that they ain't ever leaving. Like Bitcoin, there's a finite amount of this print, and by the time everyone's had a chance to read this email, it'll all be gone. Here's your one and only chance to get this print. it'll be gone by tonight

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