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SWASS = Canceled

Email sent: Feb 10, 2021 11:13am
It's 2021. No one should suffer any longer
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The shinesty times. Obituaries: RIP Swamp Ass (SWASS) Swamp Ass (SWASS) suffered an excruciating death by ultra-breathable MicroModal underwear. Sweat-wicking Ball Hammock Pouch Underwear and women’s cheekies have neutralized the threat once and for all. No service will be held because no one will miss the sticky bastard. Avoid this issue. SWASS was the love-child of stuffy cotton underwear and rising body temperatures. Swamp Ass was known for terrorizing men, women and children regardless of weather. SWASS chafed relentlessly and loved leaving puddles on golf cart seats, destroying confidence and clothing in cold-blood. Last known photographs of the cotton killers.
Silence Swamp Ass in Cheekies
Or Ball Hammocks
SWASS is survived by stubborn people in cotton underwear. Fortunately, SWASS can be killed by purchasing Ball Hammocks and cheekies made from naturally breathable fabric. Donations starting at $15.99 will be gladly accepted.
Neutralize SWASS with Ball Hammocks
Cancel SWASS with Cheekies
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