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...the show goes on, folks.

Email sent: Apr 9, 2021 8:32pm
Day drinking, betting, and oversized hats. We’ve got the derby duds that will enhance all three.
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BREAKING NEWS: THE DERBY WILL GO ON AS SCHEDULED.You’re damn right the Derby is happening on Saturday, May 1 and you’re damn right we’ve still got the hottest threads to go with the fastest two minutes in sports.
I’m Swimming In Antibodies & Ready To Put Some Formal On Again

That derby down in Kentucky is a fascinating spectacle. But some of the crazy facts that come with it are even wilder. We've piled up some stats that made us all drop our jaws.

Check out these horse names that definitely wouldn’t be approved in any other sport... Bodacious Tatas, Walk of Shame, JunkInTheTrunk
We Named One Of Our Outfits The "Savannah Swinger"
Or, this fascinating stat about American Pharoah’s baby gravy… “American Pharoah’s stud fee is set at $200,000 per live foal.” That means the horse could have made up to $40 million from his first year away from racing.
...And I’m Not Even Allowed To Donate At My Local Bank
And we all love booze statistics... There will be over 2,343 gallons of bourbon consumed at Churchill Downs from Mint Juleps alone in just 2 days. That’s not including any other drink served for the Kentucky Derby.
I’m Adding To That Statistic In Matching Derby Outfits

Stay Weird & Get Those Hats Out

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