Shinesty
Shinesty

We cut a hole in these Ball Hammocks

Email sent: Mar 9, 2021 7:02pm
and no one's mad about it
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“WHY don’t your boxers have a fly? I’m an adult. I’m not going to pull my pants down every time I need to relieve myself. Get it together.” -Rob M.  “Give us the pee hole, or give us death!” -Alan R.  “Do you really think grown men want underwear without a fly? Read the room, Shinesty.” -Trevor P.
Ladies, if there’s a man in your life that complains like this, we can shut him up. Ball Hammocks with a fly just restocked. And if you couldn’t care less about men’s underwear, luckily we just released new thong and cheeky patterns.
Shop Ball Hammocks WITH Fly
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