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Your first time can be awkward

Email sent: Apr 15, 2021 1:08pm
but it's free if you don't love it
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We asked the men in the office about their first time. Things got personal, emotional and pretty raw.
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art boy To be honest, i really don’t remember. I know I liked how soft it was because it’s happened plenty of times since then. But ya, no big story for you. Just did it and probably washed my hands after.  Silk Road Merchant Not trying to brag, but my first time I didn’t think it would fit. I was hesitant, but once I slipped it in everything fell into place. It’s a very natural, supportive feeling.   Intern #7   My first time? Uhmm...well...I guess I should tell you. I haven’t had my first time yet. I know I can get a refund if I don't like it. I'll try it during my lunch break. Please don’t tell my boss.  Token Red-Head Model I remember. It was for a photoshoot. I was out of my comfort zone but once they oiled me up and started shooting, it was actually pretty fun. They definitely enhanced my bulge.  Tell us about your first time wearing Ball Hammocks or get your first pair now.
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