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😩 Adulting is bullshit

All shop items are 80% off from now to as long as we can go.


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Impress your party guests by saving that wine for later, not that you'd need to. Capabunga's toppers are so foolproof, you can lay your wine bottle on its side without any leakage. The two pack has the hilarious phrases, “Fuckity Fuck Fuck” and “Adulting is Bullshit.” Don't use them on anything bubbly for risk of poppage!
 
 
Don't miss out: our last sale ever at 80% Off!
Stock up on sass before it's gone. All our shop items are 80% off, and the sale lasts until we cannot go any longer. The more orders, the longer we can keep the sass coming! All sales are final.
 
No code required; discount applies at checkout. 
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8245 Cody Dr. Suite B
Lincoln, NE 68512, United States
 
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