Still not convinced that Tommy John underwear theft is real? Here is an actual excerpt from a customer's statement to the authorities:
The last 2 school breaks my sons have completely cleared me out of my Tommy John products. I didn’t realize how great they were until they were gone! It has come to the point where I have to hide them when my kids come home to ensure they aren’t stolen. This year I am buying them all Tommy John so I no longer have to worry about the “underwear thieves” burglarizing my drawer!
- Gary K., New York