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Interested in a crash course in UNDERWEAR THEFT?

Email sent: Dec 13, 2013 9:22 am
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We don’t condone theft, but let’s be honest

There’s a reason why Tommy John is the most stolen underwear on the planet.

WHY have so many pairs been stolen? See police report at the bottom of this email

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  • Horizontal Quick Draw™ Fly for “quick” access
  • Stay Put waistband won’t roll down or leave marks
  • So comfortable that you forget you’re wearing them



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Still not convinced that Tommy John underwear theft is real? Here is an actual excerpt from a customer's statement to the authorities:

quotes The last 2 school breaks my sons have completely cleared me out of my Tommy John products. I didn’t realize how great they were until they were gone! It has come to the point where I have to hide them when my kids come home to ensure they aren’t stolen. This year I am buying them all Tommy John so I no longer have to worry about the “underwear thieves” burglarizing my drawer! quotes- Gary K., New York

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