Play Our Video Game: Santa Sleighs Halloween

Win discounts, whup wolfmen, give witches stitches! View in your browser instead. Our First Video Game! Destroy Dracula & Save! The Christmas Shopping Season is starting early. Way, way early. Help Santa sleigh his way to holiday dominance and get rewarded with bloody good Betabrand discounts. Want to save up to 20% at Betabrand.com while dispatching witches, zombies, and other creatures of the night with deadly lumps of coal and exploding fruitcakes? Of course you do! That's why we're so very proud to unveil Santa Sleighs Halloween, dare we say the greatest, goriest video game ever conceived by a clothing company. Rest assured, you won't see this much blood, guts, and mummy mayhem from the likes of Ralph Lauren; click here to see for yourself. (No download necessary.) Why is Santa showing up in October? Because it's our duty as a retailer to start the Christmas Shopping Season as obnoxiously early as possible. Thus, we recruited St. Nick to conquer Halloween in the name of holiday commerce! Be sure to share Santa Sleighs Halloween with friends, colleagues, and anyone who bears a grudge against vampires — or just wants to save up to 20% and get free shipping. (Players will also get the chance to win a $500 Betabrand store credit.) Ready to wreath havoc? Remember, Christmas is counting on you! More Early Presents! Our Ho-Ho-Horrible Holiday Pants & Skirt While those discount codes are good for nearly everything* on our site, we'd like to point out a particular (and particularly vile) pair of products: the infamous Nauseating Holiday Pants and the equally revolting Nauseating Holiday Skirt!** Not only do they embody the scourge of sickeningly early holiday marketing, they're also, quite literally, two of the most gag-inducing garments around! Each is adorned with a heroic tableau of barfing Christmas icons: Spewing Santa, Retching Rudolph, Fetid Frosty, and more. Pair them with your ugliest holiday sweater for an unbeatable Yuletide ensemble. *Just not items currently in crowdfunding. **Cue the sound of Karl Lagerfeld's thunderous puking. New Crowdfundable Prototypes Our fan-fueled Think Tank continues to pump out new inventions faster than an elf rocket from Santa's blunderbuss. Here's just a sample of the projects you can fund: Ride To Work Hoodie A sleek new commuter hoodie from Matt Tran, co-founder of Boosted Boards. Features abrasion-resistant panels, slim hood (fits under helmet), reflective piping, and much more. Ultralight Tyvek High Tops Ultralight and super-comfy, paper-thin, shockingly tough, eminently breathable, and water-resistant! From the shoe savants at THE UT.LAB. Cowl Neck Tunic Holy Cowl! Premium interlock knit blend; draped neck doubles as a hood; full-length sleeves with thumb holes; and yes, machine-washable. New from Ame Corwin. Stretch-Skinny Cords More from Ame! These finely waled Women's Cordarounds feature four-way stretch fabric, so they'll hug your curves like a long-lost relative. The Suitsy Learn everything there is to know about this incredible business-suit onesie in a reddit AMA with inventor Jesse Herzog. Then you should crowdfund it immediately. Copyright © 2014 Betabrand, All rights reserved. You have either signed up for a Betabrand/Cordarounds newsletter, signed up for a product alert notification, or purchased a product from us.Our mailing address is: Betabrand 780 Valencia St. San Francisco, CA 94110 Add us to your address book Want fewer emails?Unsubscribe from this list