I want to tell you about something we did with our drinks, because I think you're going to like it.
You know how everything seems to be getting more expensive lately? Gas, groceries, all of it.
Every time I turn around, something costs more than it did six months ago (I don't know exactly who's in charge of that, but I have a couple of guesses, man. Either way, I'd like a word...)
Well, we figured out a way to go the other direction.
And before you think "wait, that sounds like less", hear me out, man.
The new four-pack is $12.95 one-time, which works out to about $3.24 a can. The old six-pack was $19.99, which worked out to about $3.33 a can. So yes, fewer cans in the pack. But each can actually costs you a little less than it did before.
We found a way to reduce our costs on the production side, and instead of quietly pocketing the difference, we figured we'd pass it along to you.
(For context: a can of High & Dry is now cheaper than a gallon of gas in most of the country right now. Makes me sad to say that...)
And if you want to put them on subscription, it gets even better. A four-pack on subscribe and save comes out to under $10. That's $9.71 a pack, with free priority shipping on top of it. Honestly, it's the best deal we've ever offered on the drinks.
The High & Dry is still the same drink, 5mg of Delta-9 THC per can, zero alcohol, no hangover, and it actually tastes good. We've just made it a little easier on your wallet.
And hey, if you're currently on a drink subscription with us, keep an eye out for a separate message from us. We're going to take good care of you on the transition.
Oh, and one more thing. If you haven't sent in a birthday message for Tommy yet, there's still time.
(Still keeping it between us, by the way. He has no idea.)
Be good,