Major League value, Bush League price

Melt away the fat: trimming 75% off League of Fat Bastards Wingman boxes/5. $15 per box on 3+

A boatload of these premiums just landed on our dock, shipped from a new dance partner called League of Fat Bastards. With a name like that, not sure if I want to cut a rug with these fellas without my steel-tipped gardening Crocs on. League of Fat Bastards, or LOFB for stout, these fellas bring a 'pro-Bro' mindset, and donate a portion of all their proceeds to support men's mental health efforts. Back in my day of course, we used to call that a coupla cigars and a 12-pack, but I can dig it. And I'm diggin' their wares. Among them, this Wingman blend. Chestnut brown, LOFB Wingman delivers a medium to full-bodied profile, with Nicaraguan fillers, an Indonesian binder leaf, and a smooth Habano wrapper. It hits the T'buds with earthy spices, two scoops of raisins, smooth caramel, and a touch of natural sweetness. To my palate it all combines into some kind of dreamy, smokable Snickers bar. Crafted in a “globally renowned special-purpose factory,” the secrecy is beyond me but as soon as you spark it up, you can tell this is a proper small batch boutique with a unique quality to it.

Perhaps best of all: I’m fixin’ to drop a few pounds off the price tag. No GLP1s needed to drop them LBs though - just wielding the old school tried-and-true CP broomstick of savings. Here’s the deal: grab one dress box of 5 cigars for $19.98 at 67% off. Ain't bad. But how about these apples: add 3+ boxes to your cart and they all drop to $15. Grip a few packs and prepare your piehole for some quality stinkers with a good cause to boot.