Shirt Club #016: Stop Talking by Martha Rich

Kitty wants to clue you in on the house rules. The food will be fresh, the litter will be changed, and under no circumstances will there be noise. In fact, it’s best if you just “Stop Talking” right now.

What kitty lacks in subtlety she makes up for in Comfort Colors though. Cuddle up with your bestie (or attempt to, anyway) in Chalky Mint, Butter, Blue Jean, or your other favorite heavyweight sweatshirt or tee.

Any questions? Too bad. Kitty isn’t taking questions. Just shut up and order already. “Stop Talking” by Martha Rich ends Thursday, May 21 at 8:00 PM ET.

Much nicer and more agreeable than kitty is “Friendly Grizzly” by Loren Klein. If you’re looking to add a new best bud, you’d better hurry though. This screen-printed Cotton Bureau Shirt Club tee expires tonight at 8 PM ET.

Pro tip: Best not to tell kitty you’re considering another housemate.