Stick this up your butt. No, really.

Hey,

Stick this up your butt.

No really. Do it.

Because your colon absorbs better than half the overpriced wellness garbage being pushed by influencers with dead eyes and discount codes.

That's the dirty little secret nobody talks about.

Most oral hemp products get destroyed by digestion before your body can properly use them. Gummies? Cute. Tinctures? Fine. But a large percentage gets metabolized through the liver and lost in the process.

Suppositories bypass much of that digestive bottleneck entirely.

People use hemp suppositories for inflammation, pelvic discomfort, nervous system support, GI and colorectal support, menstrual support, recovery, and relaxation.

Read: 5 Ways Hemp Is Changing The World Around You

Ancient medicine knew this. Hospitals know this. Functional medicine knows this.

Now you know this.

PurO3 Full Spectrum Hemp Suppositories were formulated specifically for maximum bioavailability and targeted support.

And unlike most "clean wellness" products, the ingredient list doesn't read like a chemistry experiment funded by venture-capital sociopaths.

Just organic cocoa butter, full-spectrum hemp extract, and hemp isolate.

Each jar contains 20 suppositories, 1500mg total hemp extract, 150mg each… 50mg full-spectrum hemp + 100mg isolate.

These retailed for $88.

Right now, they're 50% OFF because I'm liquidating inventory and reclaiming freezer space from what currently looks like a cannabinoid weapons cache.

Use code: purehemp

Sale ends Sunday at 11:59 PM EST.

KEEP REFRIGERATED. Because cocoa butter melts like God intended.

Stick it up your butt. Or vaginally. I support all portals.

P.S. Frankly, after this week, I may stick one up my own ass and stare at the ocean in silence.