Death Rider Belt Buckle

Death and innovation collide to hold your pants up.

Our scientists have once again done the impossible. They’ve created a new technology that can fasten or “buckle” your belt. Be among the first people in history to not use suspenders and a barrel to cover your lower body with our patent pending “belt buckle.”

The buckle features terrifying skulls to remind you that if your pants accidentally fall down in the wrong public place, you could end up in prison where you have a 17% chance of being killed.

So act fast! Life-saving technology like this Death Rider Belt Buckle will sell out fast. Less than 1/10 of 1% of you will get one.

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