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Lettuce diarrhea relief is here 🥬💩
Your salad betrayed you. Your cleanup doesn’t have to.
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We all chose a bad week to become salad people.
Cyclosporiasis is trending on TikTok. Everyone is air frying their spinach. Your butt may or may not be destined for the hot seat.
The “lettuce diarrhea” parasite causes movements like you’ve never felt, with symptoms that last for days or even weeks. By bathroom trip #9, toilet paper starts to feel like a personal attack.
Instead of wiping yourself raw, treat your bum to a TUSHY Bidet. The refreshing stream of clean water makes every surprise sprint to the bathroom so much more comfortable and hygienic.
Upgrade your toilet before the next bathroom emergency.
GIVE YOUR BUTT A BREAK
- Team TUSHY
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