Hey -! Hope you had a great week :)

I wanted to let you know that I recently added over 1000 pair of 4" and 6" Chino Shorts to the website stock from our latest factory shipment. So I'm letting you know now since our supply chain is moving a little slow...

Backorders: We are having some trouble getting a few colors that some of you graciously backordered - namely, new colors Little Blues and Huevos, along with certain sizes of 4" Late Shifts, Stones and Natural Firs. Currently, these are expected in about a week (or two?) - but we'll be in touch soon about arranging a replacement for you if you prefer not to wait any longer, along with a special discount for doing so!

For the moment, I've paused the ability to backorder Chino Shorts on the website until we get caught up.

But keep reading - to save $25 on your Chino Shorts purchase!

P.S. Wanna be the first to know about stock updates and promotions? My dwindling marketing budget doesn't allow me to email everyone on my 100k+ list every time, although I try to make every email worth your while to read it!

So from now on most early notifications will go to the SMS Subscribers list. Click the button below to make sure you're subscribed! (And if you haven't ordered yet, you'll save 15%!)

FLASH SALE!
Save $25 when you buy any 2 regular price Freeball Chino™ Shorts w/code CHINO25 at checkout!

*Excludes clearance items

WOOF is the first men's clothing brand in the world to design shorts from the inside out, starting with the assumption you'll be going commando rather than wearing briefs.

Why? Because for centuries men were wearing underwear because, well, personal hygiene was just terrible and clothing was rarely washed unless very dirty. In the 21st century, we don't have those problems and more and more men are ditching the underwear and going commando.

I make chinos differently. No more rough material and stiff interior seams rubbing your genitals and reducing sensitivity. No more zippers catching pubic hair - or worse, skin.

I've taken classic chino shorts light years ahead in comfort by lining the entire inside of these shorts with our world-famous odor-blocking, moisture-wicking, silky weightless nylon-spandex mesh used to make all of our famous Freeball Mesh™ Athletic Shorts.

And they're made to last many, many years! These aren't Old Navy, or even Gap or the Banana...

T.F. (verified owner) – July 23, 2022
"This is my second time purchasing from Woof. I bought again because I love the fit. In fact, I bought two pairs in two colors the first time, the full-length pants the second, and three pairs this time in three colors. The pockets are perfect for a cell phone, wallet, and keys while still being comfortable and flattering. The lining is so very perfect to freeball or to be worn with underwear or jockstrap. The leg openings prevent any unwanted, ahem, fallout. The cut is ideal for an eye catching look that surely draws attention to what is most likely to render the onlooker speechless. 😳 I will surely return to buy more for more items to gain more admiration. 🤩"

J.C. (verified owner) – July 23
"Perfect fit, sexy af. It’s quite difficult to find great 29″ waist shorts. The small size fits perfectly: no khaki butt, short enough to feel sexy but long enough to wear to dinner in a red state."

M.L. (verified owner) – July 5
"Great shorts. Well made, and oh so soft and comfortable. I wore these too a WNBR World Naked Bike Ride. I got naked near a group I know and was asked by a couple of guys what kind of shorts they were as they could see they were lined and had a button fly. I told them about the great design. I was proud to wear these shorts."

D.B. (verified owner) – September 2
"I wasn’t sure if these would be worth the money, but figured I’d give it a shot. So glad I did! They look great and are super comfortable with or without underwear. Package and ass look great and I’m loving the looks on the street 😉 Size was perfect and the 6” inseam is perfect for just about any outing, short but not too short. Though, I’m looking forward to getting a 4” pair soon!"

S.F. (verified owner) – July 16
"These are, by far, the most comfortable shorts I’ve ever worn! After getting my first pair, I was so impressed I ordered 4 more, especially since this style is ending production. (which is a terrible idea, why stop something so well done???) Anyway, they are super comfy, stretchy, love the button fly. My only wish would be if there were more, and thicker, belt loops. There are only 5 around the entire waist and though my 2″ belt fits, I’m worried about the loops holding up over time, with bending and flexing and stretching as I move. Either way, I LOVE THESE SHORTS!!!!"

S.R. (verified owner) – July 15
"As a big and tall guy, I am in LOVE with these shorts! They are a perfect fit in length and in waist/thigh areas. I am so excited to have finally found a short that is flattering to my build."

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Thanks for reading as always, and have a great weekend -!

Till next time,

Jerry
Designer/Founder/CEO
WOOF