📽️ 🍆 The shorts with the built-in projector! (NSFW)

Hey -!

I think it's time I properly introduce my new batch of WOOF Holographic Mesh Gym Shorts now made with our 2nd Generation Ultra-Smooth Nylon-Spandex Mesh!

But I know what you're thinking, what the hell does holographic mean? Well...

So, yeah…remember these things? These shorts will in certain light appear to be see-through but they are absolutely not! It’s based on a concept similar to the pin toy you may remember above.

We made the inside second layer of our Nylon-Spandex Mesh with unique hole-spacing a light contrasting color which means the unique contours of your package will push the lighter color closer to the holes on the outer darker layer and voila! A virtual replica of what you’re packin’ appears (and swings!) to those lucky folks around you.

Wanna see?

FLASH SALE
Save $25 when you buy any 2 regular price Holographic Mesh™ Shorts w/code SWINGIT at checkout!

*Excludes clearance items

P.B. (verified owner) – October 1
"I love the fit and the way the lining feels on the Boy's. Very comfortable and shows off what I have without any help from ring's, straps, or lift. Can't wait to get some more colors."

R.S. (verified owner) – September 28
"Had 3 pairs, and have wanted more. When they finally came in, I snapped up two more. These shorts fit perfectly, wear well, and I love the 'look'!"

C.B. (verified owner) – September 27
"The mesh shorts are amazing! The sizing is perfect, and love the zippered pockets (have three pair now)"

S.M. (verified owner) – September 17
"So comfy I keep buying them in different colours!"

L.Z. (verified owner) – August 6
"They show enough of the package to get attention but not so much that they look trashy. Very comfy and perfect for leg day."

W.D. (verified owner) – February 19
"Just about enough of the goods are displayed through the holographic effect. Great cut. Definitely 1980s high school coach hotness going on."

A.K. (verified owner) – January 8
"Get them because they feel great. Get an ego boost for free."

FLASH SALE
Save $25 when you buy any 2 regular price Holographic Mesh™ Shorts w/code SWINGIT at checkout!

*Excludes clearance items

FLASH SALE
Save $25 when you buy any 2 regular price Holographic Mesh™ Shorts w/code SWINGIT at checkout!

*Excludes clearance items

FLASH SALE
Save $25 when you buy any 2 regular price Freeball Chino™ Shorts w/code CHINO25 at checkout!

*Excludes clearance items

WOOF Freeball Chino™ Shorts

4" and 6" inseam available now!

I make chinos differently. No more rough material and stiff interior seams rubbing your genitals and reducing sensitivity. No more zippers catching pubic hair - or worse, skin.

I've taken classic chino shorts light years ahead in comfort by lining the entire inside of these shorts with our world-famous odor-blocking, moisture-wicking, silky weightless nylon-spandex mesh used to make all of our famous Freeball Mesh™ Athletic Shorts.

And they're made to last many, many years! These aren't Old Navy, or even Gap or the Banana...

T.F. (verified owner) – July 23, 2022
"This is my second time purchasing from Woof. I bought again because I love the fit. In fact, I bought two pairs in two colors the first time, the full-length pants the second, and three pairs this time in three colors. The pockets are perfect for a cell phone, wallet, and keys while still being comfortable and flattering. The lining is so very perfect to freeball or to be worn with underwear or jockstrap. The leg openings prevent any unwanted, ahem, fallout. The cut is ideal for an eye catching look that surely draws attention to what is most likely to render the onlooker speechless. 😳 I will surely return to buy more for more items to gain more admiration. 🤩"

J.C. (verified owner) – July 23
"Perfect fit, sexy af. It’s quite difficult to find great 29″ waist shorts. The small size fits perfectly: no khaki butt, short enough to feel sexy but long enough to wear to dinner in a red state."

M.L. (verified owner) – July 5
"Great shorts. Well made, and oh so soft and comfortable. I wore these too a WNBR World Naked Bike Ride. I got naked near a group I know and was asked by a couple of guys what kind of shorts they were as they could see they were lined and had a button fly. I told them about the great design. I was proud to wear these shorts."

D.B. (verified owner) – September 2
"I wasn’t sure if these would be worth the money, but figured I’d give it a shot. So glad I did! They look great and are super comfortable with or without underwear. Package and ass look great and I’m loving the looks on the street 😉 Size was perfect and the 6” inseam is perfect for just about any outing, short but not too short. Though, I’m looking forward to getting a 4” pair soon!"

S.F. (verified owner) – July 16
"These are, by far, the most comfortable shorts I’ve ever worn! After getting my first pair, I was so impressed I ordered 4 more, especially since this style is ending production. (which is a terrible idea, why stop something so well done???) Anyway, they are super comfy, stretchy, love the button fly. My only wish would be if there were more, and thicker, belt loops. There are only 5 around the entire waist and though my 2″ belt fits, I’m worried about the loops holding up over time, with bending and flexing and stretching as I move. Either way, I LOVE THESE SHORTS!!!!"

S.R. (verified owner) – July 15
"As a big and tall guy, I am in LOVE with these shorts! They are a perfect fit in length and in waist/thigh areas. I am so excited to have finally found a short that is flattering to my build."

Thanks for reading as always, and have a great week -!

Till next time,

Jerry
Designer/Founder/CEO
WOOF