Jul 16, 2018 6:26 am
Daily Skimm: Je m'appelle Claude
Jul 13, 2018 6:27 am
Daily Skimm: Freaky Friday
Jul 12, 2018 6:27 am
Daily Skimm: Is it summertime magic ?
Jul 11, 2018 6:27 am
Daily Skimm: Sorry I'm late, but I left late
Jul 10, 2018 6:25 am
Daily Skimm: Feeling hot, hot, hot
Jul 9, 2018 6:28 am
Daily Skimm: Put it on my tab
Jul 6, 2018 6:32 am
Daily Skimm: Somebody sat on me again
Jul 3, 2018 6:27 am
Daily Skimm: Baby you're a firework
Jul 2, 2018 6:30 am
Daily Skimm: I stay busy makin' money
Jun 29, 2018 6:55 am
Daily Skimm: You can ring my bell
Jun 28, 2018 6:41 am
Daily Skimm: Say my name
Jun 27, 2018 6:41 am
Daily Skimm: He wasn't man enough for me
Jun 26, 2018 6:29 am
Daily Skimm: No, you hang up first
Jun 25, 2018 6:31 am
Daily Skimm: I got a man, but ain't got no manners
Jun 22, 2018 6:35 am
Daily Skimm: Who spit in her bean curd?
Jun 21, 2018 6:31 am
Daily Skimm: If you steal my sunshine
Jun 20, 2018 6:29 am
Daily Skimm: It's like I have ESPN or something
Jun 19, 2018 6:37 am
Daily Skimm: Make you banana pancakes
Jun 18, 2018 6:30 am
Daily Skimm: Milk was a bad choice
Jun 15, 2018 6:42 am
Daily Skimm: You honestly look so good
Jun 14, 2018 6:42 am
Daily Skimm: Ole, ole, ole
Jun 13, 2018 6:45 am
Daily Skimm: You can stand under my umbrella
Jun 12, 2018 6:31 am
Daily Skimm: One does not simply walk into Mordor
Jun 11, 2018 6:34 am
Daily Skimm: If it's not Baroque, don't fix it
Jun 8, 2018 6:36 am
Daily Skimm: Na na na na, hey hey hey
Jun 7, 2018 6:30 am
Daily Skimm: Out of bed, you daisy head
Jun 6, 2018 6:42 am
Daily Skimm: Can you bring me my ChapStick?
Jun 5, 2018 6:43 am
Daily Skimm: Scooch on over closer dear
Jun 4, 2018 6:39 am
Daily Skimm: Our love fern. It's dead.
Jun 1, 2018 6:35 am
Daily Skimm: Could you describe the ruckus, sir?
May 31, 2018 6:36 am
Daily Skimm: I learned French for you
May 30, 2018 6:35 am
Daily Skimm: Shrimp is the fruit of the sea
May 29, 2018 6:32 am
Daily Skimm: Wait a minute, Doc
May 25, 2018 6:28 am
Daily Skimm: Pies are just sweet calzones
May 24, 2018 6:27 am
Daily Skimm: My name is Inigo Montoya
May 23, 2018 6:29 am
Daily Skimm: Don't take the money
May 22, 2018 6:31 am
Daily Skimm: Why don't you just meet me in the middle?
May 21, 2018 6:28 am
Daily Skimm: Your hat has sequins
May 18, 2018 6:30 am
Daily Skimm: Something borrowed, something blue
May 17, 2018 6:28 am
Daily Skimm: Twitchy little ferret, aren't you, Malfoy?
May 16, 2018 6:31 am
Daily Skimm: Are you a Yanny or a Laurel?
May 15, 2018 6:30 am
Daily Skimm: I can't find my driving moccasins anywhere
May 14, 2018 6:27 am
Daily Skimm: But no one sells eight hot dog buns
May 11, 2018 6:32 am
Daily Skimm: It was all a dream
May 10, 2018 6:26 am
Daily Skimm: You put the lime in the coconut
May 9, 2018 6:31 am
Daily Skimm: Some people are worth melting for
May 8, 2018 6:29 am
Daily Skimm: Can you please spell Gabbana?
May 7, 2018 6:30 am
Daily Skimm: I want to be where the people are
May 4, 2018 6:27 am
Daily Skimm: Use the force, Luke
May 3, 2018 6:25 am
Daily Skimm: Pink behind all of the doors
May 2, 2018 6:31 am
Daily Skimm: Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?
May 1, 2018 6:29 am
Daily Skimm: Rabbit, rabbit
Apr 30, 2018 6:28 am
Daily Skimm: All the stars are closer
Apr 27, 2018 6:46 am
Daily Skimm: Um, I invented Post-its
Apr 26, 2018 6:29 am
Daily Skimm: That must be Nigel with the brie
Apr 25, 2018 6:25 am
Daily Skimm: We were all rooting for you
Apr 24, 2018 6:27 am
Daily Skimm: Everybody just pretend to be normal
Apr 23, 2018 6:31 am
Daily Skimm: I don't go looking for trouble
Apr 20, 2018 6:28 am
Daily Skimm: I couldn't help but wonder
Apr 19, 2018 6:26 am
Daily Skimm: I'm a gladiator in a suit
Apr 18, 2018 6:26 am
Daily Skimm: In your honor, a royal flush
Apr 17, 2018 6:25 am
Daily Skimm: True that
Apr 16, 2018 6:26 am
Daily Skimm: Mission one I'ma put this on
Apr 13, 2018 6:28 am
Daily Skimm: Boo
Apr 12, 2018 6:27 am
Daily Skimm: Gum would be perfection
Apr 11, 2018 6:24 am
Daily Skimm: Drop the "The." Just "Facebook." It's cleaner.
Apr 10, 2018 6:25 am
Daily Skimm: Homeboy wore combat boots to the beach
Apr 9, 2018 6:24 am
Daily Skimm: You gotta be nice, for what
Apr 6, 2018 6:28 am
Daily Skimm: It's all about the Benjamins
Apr 5, 2018 6:26 am
Daily Skimm: Hey, must be the money
Apr 4, 2018 6:28 am
Daily Skimm: Show me the money
Apr 3, 2018 6:27 am
Daily Skimm: I make money moves
Apr 2, 2018 6:28 am
Daily Skimm: I invented Post-Its
Mar 29, 2018 12:31 pm
Can you hear me now?
Mar 29, 2018 6:27 am
Daily Skimm: Why is there silverware in the pancake drawer?
Mar 28, 2018 6:26 am
Daily Skimm: You are an outfit repeater
Mar 27, 2018 6:29 am
Daily Skimm: I don't play defense
Mar 26, 2018 6:29 am
Daily Skimm: Legen...wait for it...dary
Mar 23, 2018 6:30 am
Daily Skimm: TGIF
Mar 22, 2018 6:25 am
Daily Skimm: This isn't the real Caesars Palace, is it?
Mar 21, 2018 6:25 am
Daily Skimm: Did we just become best friends?
Mar 20, 2018 6:27 am
Daily Skimm: Spring is nature's way of saying 'let's party'
Mar 19, 2018 6:26 am
Daily Skimm: Is it obvious I'm wearing six sweaters?
Mar 16, 2018 6:27 am
Daily Skimm: Welcome to the Space Jam
Mar 15, 2018 6:24 am
Daily Skimm: A bottle of red, a bottle of white
Mar 14, 2018 6:26 am
Daily Skimm: Miss American Pi
Mar 13, 2018 6:26 am
Daily Skimm: You gave me a fright
Mar 12, 2018 6:26 am
Daily Skimm: Swish
Mar 9, 2018 6:24 am
Daily Skimm: Holy potatoes
Mar 8, 2018 6:26 am
Daily Skimm: Who run the world
Mar 7, 2018 6:25 am
Daily Skimm: I love that.
Mar 6, 2018 6:23 am
Daily Skimm: I knew it. I knew it, Phyllis
Mar 5, 2018 6:26 am
Daily Skimm: Take the cannoli
Mar 2, 2018 6:29 am
Daily Skimm: Did you just eat sofa pizza?
Mar 1, 2018 6:26 am
Daily Skimm: Eyebrows, there should be two
Feb 28, 2018 6:29 am
Daily Skimm: You are the butter to my bread
Feb 27, 2018 6:28 am
Daily Skimm: Say that to my face, you limp noodle
Feb 26, 2018 6:28 am
Daily Skimm: Mom, the meatloaf!
Feb 23, 2018 6:28 am
Daily Skimm: Sorry I annoyed you with my friendship
Feb 22, 2018 6:25 am
Daily Skimm: We are the champions
Feb 21, 2018 6:27 am
Daily Skimm: If it weren't for you meddling kids
Feb 20, 2018 6:26 am
Daily Skimm: I'm Galactic President Superstar McAwesomeville
Feb 16, 2018 6:27 am
Daily Skimm: I'm having a relationship with my pizza
Feb 15, 2018 6:27 am
Daily Skimm: Up and at 'em
Feb 14, 2018 6:28 am
Daily Skimm: Feel the rhythm, feel the rhyme
Feb 13, 2018 6:29 am
Daily Skimm: Working on my night cheese
Feb 12, 2018 6:26 am
Daily Skimm: Don't look at me, I just know stuff
Feb 9, 2018 6:28 am
Daily Skimm: Ginger, get the popcorn
Feb 8, 2018 6:25 am
Daily Skimm: Bark twice if you're in Milwaukee
Feb 7, 2018 6:25 am
Daily Skimm: Stormi with a chance of Reign
Feb 6, 2018 6:26 am
Daily Skimm: I'm hip, I surf the web
Feb 5, 2018 6:24 am
Daily Skimm: Spice up your life
Feb 2, 2018 6:23 am
Daily Skimm: I'm gonna kick that football clear to the moon
Feb 1, 2018 6:25 am
Daily Skimm: Rabbit rabbit
Jan 31, 2018 6:32 am
Daily Skimm: Is this thing on?
Jan 30, 2018 6:26 am
Daily Skimm: Imagine how much cooler I'll be in summer
Jan 29, 2018 6:24 am
Daily Skimm: Nobody has ever quoted me back to me before
Jan 26, 2018 6:25 am
Daily Skimm: I just can't do it captain, I don't have the power
Jan 25, 2018 7:12 am
Daily Skimm: Let's get rich and buy everybody nice sweaters
Jan 25, 2018 6:22 am
Daily Skimm: Morning, sunshine